Episode 7: Dimitri’s gonna make you Payet

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Wherein Our Heroes wax philosophical about goings on in the Barclays Premier League and Major League Soccer – Ivanovic is Terrible, Cesc looks Fabregassed and Michel scores an olimpico. Also, Italians get their green cards, the world’s first Permhawk is duly celebrated, and we witness a magnificent Double Outro.

Music: “See You Through” by Bear Mountain

Episode 5: It’s Mad. No…it’s Visionary!

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Wherein Our Heroes meditate on Drogba’s toe, the Group of Death, and laud Dominic Oduro’s coif. Also, “United Passions” gets the full Young Gaffers treatment and, in a surprise twist, an Australian businessman takes home the Joey Barton Award for being very un-Kewell.

Music: “See You Through” by Bear Mountain